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VITAUTAS.EXE / Achievements
Useless achievements.
Earned by doing things nobody asked for. Redeemable nowhere.
Rank
Intern of Curiosity
0 XP
XP comes from completed side quests. Achievements add stamps, not XP. Get a side quest →
Three languages are here for a reason.
Some visits happen at unreasonable hours.
Not every circle has to be round.
Some circles are too good.
Ten seconds, counted properly.
Cut more. It may not help.
Keep folding.
Let the doors play by themselves for a while.
The rarest receipt, seen through to the end.
The printer notices when it is being refused.
Make a mess first.
An old code from an old game.
Ask for the wrong drink.
One drawer gets opened more than it should.
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- Curiosity
- 98%
- Available attention
- Fragmented
- Original task
- Temporarily misplaced
- Side quests
- Always accepting
- Need to understand why
- Non-negotiable
- Open quests
- 0
Entirely fictional readings. You are not being scanned.
Certificate of Useless Achievement
Browsers forget. Especially this one, after seven quiet days. Keep this link; it restores your useless XP.